- justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
- police: wtf
- justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
- police: haha it ok
i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
when you clean your glasses it’s like switching from 240p to 720p